Zooey Deschanel Is Naked With A Glass Dildo

So, apparently I am just finding out that Zooey Deschanel is my favorite actress ever! Because here are some old self-shot nude pics from a masturbation sex tape that Zooey Deschanel sexted her boyfriend and that he just leaked out of bitterness that she doesn’t answer his emails now that she is famous… Zooey Deschanel is often compare to Katy Perry but with smaller boobs. Both are fair with dark hair and light eyes so it is a reasonable comparison to me. Although Zooey is tired of being compared to singer. “It’s a little bit annoying,” the actress said. Apparently, Zooey is constantly being mistaken for Katy. But here is where Zooey get really interesting, Kikster has obtained exclusive video footage of Zooey doing masturbation scene. Below are what Kikster says are stills from a video a 18-year-old Zooey Deschanel made for her boyfriend back when she was a freshman at Northwestern University in 1998.

Yup, at first I thought it was a weed pipe (bong) but apparently it is a glass sex toy she is using to pleasure her self. I love it, what a slut? Full blown slut! The rumor is Zooey sent her then boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend) a collector box set series of naughty tapes. A-list actress Zooey Deschanel is the latest subject of a sex scandal, after our friends over at Kikster claim to have a solo sex tape that the actress made for her boyfriend. Yes, there are photos to prove it. Supposedly he was overseas at the time and this is how she maintain their long-distance relationship. Kikster claims the video is on the way shortly, but for now there are 17 screen caps for you to enjoy. While I believe this is not Zooey Deschanel in this video, I will let you decided for yourself. She is suppose to be 12 years younger but the nose just doesn’t match up to me in ways not even plastic surgery would change. And also, the smile is very different…

Zooey is currently married to ‘Death Cab For Cutie’ frontman Ben Gibbard and I am guessing he is not going to like this one bit either way. I mean, who the hell would want the world to see his a video purported to be his wife masturbating on video for some other guy from like 10 years ago? I have a feeling this won’t be his favorite news story this week. By the way, why would a motherfucker trying to embarrass his ex-girlfriend black out the good parts? It’s not like he has a conscience if he has gone this far… Probably it was Kikster doing some teasing and building up some excitement until the video is released. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel sent some pretty naked allegedly. Maybe it’s her, maybe not and maybe the boyfriend leaked the shots or maybe she did. Who knows… but there are a lot of “sexy” and very NSFW photos that you can go see.

Zooey Claire Deschanel (pronounced /ˈzoʊ.i deɪʃəˈnɛl/; born January 17, 1980 in Los Angeles, California, U.S.A.) is an American actress, musician, model, and singer-songwriter. In 1999, Deschanel made her film debut in Mumford, followed by her break out role as young protagonist William Miller’s troubled older sister Anita in Cameron Crowe’s 2000 semi autobiographical film Almost Famous. Deschanel soon became known for her deadpan supporting roles in films such as Elf (2003), The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005) and Failure to Launch (2006). She then began playing lead roles in films, including Yes Man (2008) and (500) Days of Summer (2009).

For a few years starting in 2001, Deschanel performed in the jazz cabaret act If All the Stars Were Pretty Babies with fellow actress Samantha Shelton. She plays keyboards, percussion, banjo and ukulele, and has sung in several of her films. Deschanel’s debut album Volume One (recorded with M. Ward under the moniker She & Him) was released on March 18, 2008. The follow up album Volume Two was released in the U.S. on March 23, 2010. She is married to Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard. GutterUncensored

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